don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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