Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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