The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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