So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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