have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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