windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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