suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The adults are the big ones right?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
