where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
