I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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