He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sex in the backyard? Check.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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