By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Randomize
