im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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