ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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