I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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