she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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