respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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