I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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