theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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