Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
