I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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