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At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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