At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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