i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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