We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
