I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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