Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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