you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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