Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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