Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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