We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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