I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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