But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
