Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The ass gains better be worth it
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