lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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