There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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