Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
