I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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