the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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