Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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