I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Alive.
So much puke
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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