Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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