nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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