it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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