You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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