i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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