Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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