We're like a lot better than the average bears
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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