Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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