I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You made out with two different species that night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
