You really coming over, don't trick.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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