I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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