i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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