we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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