oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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