put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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