I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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